This is not a story for the weak.

or eating…

If yous fall in either category, delight look at this pretty picture and I will encounter you back here tomorrow.

You are excused.

For those brave plenty to stay, I have made a handy dandy list of things I have recently learned while washing apparel.

Things Holly now knows to be truthful about laundry:

  1. Poop does not dissolve in the washer.
  2. Poop does not dissolve in the dryer after existence washed in the washer.
  3. Washing poop does not arrive cleaner.
  4. Drying poop does non better anything.   Period.
  5. One time poop has been washed and stale then the washer and dryer need to be washed and dried.
  6. It is easier to wash a washer than a dryer.
  7. Holly proposes cocky-cleaning dryers…it has become standard with ovens.
  8. Holly proposes a warning on Bounciness dryer bars: Do non dry poop while using this productit could compromise the production lifespan.
  9. Boys tin can non be trusted to deposit poop-gratis clothing in the apparel hamper.
  10. She is never getting back the hour and 1/two portion of her life that she devoted to this load of laundry.